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About Me / My Interest in Green Projects:
I combine the roles of English gentleman, mad scientist and Bond villain. I therefore live in a suitably sinister castle with bats in the belfry, all mod cons in my laboratory and a dungeon for my lady guests (for what good is a castle without a damsel in distress?) I have a dueling scar on my left cheek, wear a monocle (sometimes two) and have a poison tipped umbrella. As with many despots (General Amin, Gaddafi ext) I believe myself to be the King of Scotland. You should not believe any of these buffoons however as I am the real deal.

I am currently plotting environmentally friendly plans for world domination and have the following vacancies.

1. Glamorous female assassins (3) in skin tight leather. Watch old episodes of The Avengers to see if you qualify.

2. Sinister butler.

3. Assorted minions and bad guys (part time).

No previous experience required. Megalomania essential.
Key Interests
Carbon Reduction, Education
Experience/Skills
I am interested in economics- I currently favour the Austrian perspective. I would also like to become carbon neutral although I have no funds for this.

I may write about the Alpha Strategy.

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